Does your wife think your little dick is a joke? She just might! While you’re busy trying to keep your cock all the way in her pussy, she’s doing her best not to break out laughing!

Small cocks are funny! They really are! Especially to a wife or girlfriend that’s used to something bigger.

It’s highly unlikely that you are her only sex partner – before you met her, and quite possibly now. So she has the experience to know the "average size" penis you said you had really meant average for a guy with a very little dick!

Read on »

What goes through your head when you’re with a girl the first time and she discovers you are less endowed than a baby piglet. You don’t want to suddenly zip up your pants and make a hasty retreat. You’ve gone this far with her, and you might as well try for all the way, even if “all the way” means all of five inches!

After all, she’s still young, and her pussy hasn’t yet been stretched by kids, so you might get away with it. Still, your cock is so pencil-thin she might think she’s screwing a hot dog, and not even one of those “plump when you cook ‘em” kind!.

Read on »

Sad fact is that most men are average or below average in dick size. Statistics show girls really want bigger cocks – no matter what they tell you in the heat of screwing. They’re just being nice so they don’t hurt your feelings.

Do you think this girl can be excited about the little dick in her mouth? Um, I don’t think so!

Read on »

Supposidly the girls in this video “luv” teeny weenie, but it’s obviously a marketing ploy. Just looking at these miniature corndogs being passed off as dicks you know the girls would rather have substantial meat in their mouths or between their legs. The shots are mostly POV, and pretty much all except one of the scenes features a sub-size cock in the 4″ to 5 1/2″ range.

 

Read on »

Ah, sugar daddies. No, not the candy, but older guys who lavish presents and $$$ on young girls in return for sex. While it may be true some of these dudes are as verile as a jackrabbit, most have dicks that take forever to go hard. And when they do get wood, cock size can be measured by counting the fingers on one hand!

Read on »