Does your wife think your little dick is a joke? She just might! While you’re busy trying to keep your cock all the way in her pussy, she’s doing her best not to break out laughing!

Small cocks are funny! They really are! Especially to a wife or girlfriend that’s used to something bigger.

It’s highly unlikely that you are her only sex partner – before you met her, and quite possibly now. So she has the experience to know the "average size" penis you said you had really meant average for a guy with a very little dick!

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It’s bad enough to be completely nekked in front of two dressed and pretty girls. But imagine being completely nude, in the presence of two cute girls, and having a small dick!

They snicker and laugh looking at your tiny member, wondering why you got so short changed. They jab at your cock with a pencil to see how it responds. It stays soft because you’re too embarrassed to get a hard-on.

 

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Let this be a lesson to anyone with a small dick: if you get caught in a room with two (drop-dead gorgerous) vixens, your tiny cock WILL get punished. And if there’s a male around with a normal-sized cock, you’ll be made to suck up his cum.

You see, he’s able to fuck her pussy, something you’ll never be able to do. The closest you’ll get to her tender, moist vagina is your tongue. You’ll insert it as far in as it’ll go in order to get all of the semen that’s been deposited.

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You never want to piss off a sexually superior female. She’s apt to kick you in the balls, or maybe even cut them off – or at least threaten to! That’s exactly what happens in this tale, which is dramatized for your entertainment using a real blonde goddess, and a man with a particularly small penis.

You don’t need a ruler to see that it measures a mean 4″ tops!

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These days even younger girls are getting a preference for larger cocks. They learn about the fun of big guys from their friends and sisters. Just because a gal is only 18 or 19 doesn’t mean she doesn’t want that “I’m full” feeling! And when she doesn’t get it, watch out!

Teens aren’t much interested in protecting a guy’s fragile feelings. They’ll apt to tell it like it really is, and they’ll give you an earful of your inadequacies!

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