Is She Laughing At Your Small Penis Behind Your Back?

Does your wife think your little dick is a joke? She just might! While you’re busy trying to keep your cock all the way in her pussy, she’s doing her best not to break out laughing!

Small cocks are funny! They really are! Especially to a wife or girlfriend that’s used to something bigger.

It’s highly unlikely that you are her only sex partner – before you met her, and quite possibly now. So she has the experience to know the "average size" penis you said you had really meant average for a guy with a very little dick!

Of course you bring home your paycheck so she’s not going to leave just on account of your little weiner. But be prepared for some leftover cum in her panties when she gets home from work, or dried semen stuck in her hair.

Yeah, you know what it’s from, and what she’s been doing!

Next time she has friends over try to listen in on their conversation. Bet sooner or later they get around to penis size – who’s big, who’s so-so, and who’s so small it should come with a magnifying glass!

But take heart: she and her gal-pals may get a chuckle at the reduced size of your manhood, at least some of her friends might be curious what it’s like to fuck a guy with a thin pee pee. You might be surprised they may ask your wife to borrow your little noodle for a night, "just to see what it feels like!"

Or if you’re real lucky, your wife and her friends may be willing to let you participate in a double-penetration threesome. Your bitty dick fits better into their ass holes, especially when a big cock is stuffed in their cunts.

But be warned: you need a rock-hard woodie for butt fucking. At the first sign of limpness it’ll flop out, and you won’t be able to get it back in. You do not want that humiliation, so come prepared with the proper prescription drugs (from your doctor or a reputable online pharmacy), if that’s what it takes.

So, the next time your wife or girlfriend has your cock in her mouth, see if there’s a tell-tale smirk on her face as she’s licking the short length of the shaft. Or when your fucking, that when she buries her head in the pillow, it’s not to muffle the sounds of ecstasy, but an uncontrollable laugh!

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