If you have a small penis usually the best you can hope for is a hand job. Sometimes – IF you’re lucky – she’ll blow you, and maybe even let you insert your wee pecker in her vagina, but only for a short time.
She can’t feel anything with it in her, so there’s not much sense in letting the little thing rattle around inside there!
Guys, you may have gotten lucky finding that pretty wife of yours. You courted her, said all the right things, bought her the perfect gifts. When you popped the question, miracle of miracles, she said yes. She knew you were not well endowed, but she thought she could cope.
They say honeymoons don’t last forever, and that includes your wife being willing to settle for a short and slender penis. She may have her own car, a nice checking balance, and pretty clothes, but the one thing she wishes for most – a good fuck by a big cock – you can’t give her.
I cringe whenever I have to be naked in front of ONE girl. Here’s a guy that ends up totally nude in front of five babes, all of them smokin’ hot! You know, the kind of smokin’ that you want to fuck for hours, no matter what size dick you’ve got. ‘Course, if you have a small little pecker, the only likely thing that’ll happen is the girls might snicker at you. The odds of actually getting pussy is slim, bordering on none. But hey, we can dream, Right!?
So, here’s an athletic guy …
What goes through your head when you’re with a girl the first time and she discovers you are less endowed than a baby piglet. You don’t want to suddenly zip up your pants and make a hasty retreat. You’ve gone this far with her, and you might as well try for all the way, even if “all the way” means all of five inches!
After all, she’s still young, and her pussy hasn’t yet been stretched by kids, so you might get away with it. Still, your cock is so pencil-thin she might think she’s screwing a hot dog, and not even one of those “plump when you cook ‘em” kind!.
It’s bad enough to be completely nekked in front of two dressed and pretty girls. But imagine being completely nude, in the presence of two cute girls, and having a small dick!
They snicker and laugh looking at your tiny member, wondering why you got so short changed. They jab at your cock with a pencil to see how it responds. It stays soft because you’re too embarrassed to get a hard-on.
Let this be a lesson to anyone with a small dick: if you get caught in a room with two (drop-dead gorgerous) vixens, your tiny cock WILL get punished. And if there’s a male around with a normal-sized cock, you’ll be made to suck up his cum.
You see, he’s able to fuck her pussy, something you’ll never be able to do. The closest you’ll get to her tender, moist vagina is your tongue. You’ll insert it as far in as it’ll go in order to get all of the semen that’s been deposited.
You never want to piss off a sexually superior female. She’s apt to kick you in the balls, or maybe even cut them off – or at least threaten to! That’s exactly what happens in this tale, which is dramatized for your entertainment using a real blonde goddess, and a man with a particularly small penis.
You don’t need a ruler to see that it measures a mean 4″ tops!
Guys, do you measure up to your girl's expectations? If your wife or girlfriend asks "is it in yet?" you know you've got problems!
Surveys show women prefer at least 7". Anything shorter and your lady is probably wishing she were fucking someone else. (Maybe she is!)
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