Does your wife think your little dick is a joke? She just might! While you’re busy trying to keep your cock all the way in her pussy, she’s doing her best not to break out laughing!

Small cocks are funny! They really are! Especially to a wife or girlfriend that’s used to something bigger.

It’s highly unlikely that you are her only sex partner – before you met her, and quite possibly now. So she has the experience to know the "average size" penis you said you had really meant average for a guy with a very little dick!

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What goes through your head when you’re with a girl the first time and she discovers you are less endowed than a baby piglet. You don’t want to suddenly zip up your pants and make a hasty retreat. You’ve gone this far with her, and you might as well try for all the way, even if “all the way” means all of five inches!

After all, she’s still young, and her pussy hasn’t yet been stretched by kids, so you might get away with it. Still, your cock is so pencil-thin she might think she’s screwing a hot dog, and not even one of those “plump when you cook ‘em” kind!.

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